Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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