chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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