i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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