goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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