that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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