I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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