His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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