I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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