; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
