brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm always down for nudity.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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