i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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