My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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