I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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