Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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