so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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