Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
