Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
foreskin is a definite game changer
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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