If that was your dad, he is hot
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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