You're completely useless in the revolution.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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