How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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