I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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