it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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