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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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