i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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