He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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