Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i wish my penis had a tongue
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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