Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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