the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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