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(909): View more from California

The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.

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3?

(909): View more from California

Me, myself and I

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(913): View more from Kansas

My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?

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Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.

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(512): View more from Texas

You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."

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(714): View more from California

I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?

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(512): View more from Texas

I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.

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(972): View more from Texas

Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!

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