I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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