Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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