I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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