When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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