Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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