My nipple is on Facebook.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
