U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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