people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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