Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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