I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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