Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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