He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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