We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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