the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We are all done wearing pants today
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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