glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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