Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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