it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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