What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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