At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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