If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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