I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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